|It takes balls to do this shit!|
At approximately 5.30pm AEST this afternoon, my little baby blog officially turns one week old.
It wasn't a hard labour... it practically just fell out!
|fell out of where?|
Loose I hear you say?
|My loose lips|
|Couldn't include pics of our Top Models getting knocked up, so have included pics of them eating shitloads.... wouldn't you if your best friend kept walking in the Chanel show!|
|I keep mentioning Chanel.... here's my Karl Lagerfeld impression|
Well maybe I have been eating shitloads.... but I far more enjoy 'pulling'.
I look back over the last week with great pride. Look how my little baby has grown. I have fed her with words, ideas and random thoughts and in return nearly 2,000 people have popped in to see how she's developed and what she is up to.
Three wise men have not turned up with presents for my baby.
|I found one wise man|
I don't love everything my little baby blog has done in her whole week life time, however like a true parent my love is unconditional.
|Here I am even loving myself unconditionally|
I think my baby blog might be a little bit superficial.
|Oh the shock! Are you calling ME superficial?|
|Who's your daddy?!|
|If I began blogging 5yrs ago, woulda mentioned my bestie Paris (she's done a lot of bending over, sometimes to pick things up)|
But my baby blog is giving it a go, and if there's anything I've learnt in my 20-something year lifetime, giving it a go is far more important than just sitting idle and waiting for a blog to magically write itself.
|Me standing idle waiting for my blog to magically write itself.|
Spank you VERY much for reading, and thank you VERY much Mrs Woog who taught me if she can be bothered setting up the actual page for you, the least you can do is turn up to your laptop and write something.... anything. Maybe you won't change a life, but maybe you will give someone some shit giggles for two minutes of their life.... and let's be honest, sometimes the other 23hrs and 58mins can be full of enough OTHER shit!
Hope you enjoyed this two minutes of shit!
Love A x